littlebarncs

BURGLAR??

The gash on her thigh is not the worst she’s ever had by far, but it’s still enough to HURT like a bitch and, consequentially, to break into someone’s apartment and steal whatever makeshift BANDAGES she can get her hands on. Clearly, this could have been a lot better HANDLED without witnesses, but how did that song go? You can’t always get what you want, right? — OH. This is AWKWARD.

@littlebarncs​ / starter call (not accepting).

rebecca had just BEEN RETURNING HOME from a long day of classes and all she wanted to do was pour herself a glass of wine and unwind while watching trashy reality tv shows. they never had shows like this when she was younger ( not anything this trashy anyway ). as she shut her apartment door behind her, she was shocked to see someone standing there with the cabinet door wide open. she didn’t exactly have anything to defend herself with so with phone in hand, she dialed 911 but didn’t press send yet

          who the hell are you and WHY ARE YOU in my apartment? I’m calling the cops!